Celebrity Quotes
"My boyfriend calls me 'Princess,' but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retarded.'"
-Alicia Silverstone
"I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie."
-Angelina Jolie
"My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"This time I'm going to be the bride. She got me these pink panties with a big bow on them."
-Billy Bob Thornton
"I would rather have a cup of tea than sex."
-Boy George
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
-Mike Tyson
"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
-Justin Timberlake
"Wal-mart...do they like make walls there?"
-Paris Hilton
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
-Cameron Diaz
"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."
-Celine Dion
"I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers."
-Moby
"I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."
-Linda Evangelista
"I think the longer I look good, the better gay men feel."
-Cher
"I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been put through hell on Earth."
-Liza Minnelli
"I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt."
-Madonna
"I'm thinking about naming my first son Emmy so I can say I've got one."
-Noah Wyle
[Sysop Note: Message edited to make it easier for people to add their own]
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Edited 6/23/05 by Brooke | 
