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Comedy & Jokes Forum Mottos
This first batch is from 1997 and was compiled by Bill A., the Official Forum Archivist. The last part is from 2001 and beyond, as compiled by Brooke [wizop]. Proposed forum motto / author / nominator order.
they wouldn't print it if it wasn't true /
J.D.
/
Brooke
if we can't have humor, at least we can have a lot of questions. /
Burton
/
Brooke
Well, if you can't be compelling, you can at least be confusing. /
Blake
/
Blake
The problem is that discussing it on this forum is preaching to the converted and the people who need to make the changes aren't listening. /
Ilsa
/
Bill
Where Cliche Meets Anger /
Burton
/
Burton
So many critters that need to be decapitated, so little time. /
J.D.
/
Brooke
and so on and so on... /
Nancy
/
Brooke
If you can't make them laugh, make them sick, I always say. /
DEKE
/
Brooke
so little sex, so much time. /
bill
/
Brooke
The Few, the Proud, the Deranged! /
Tom
/
Ted
Spell Right or Die. /
Ted
/
Ted
Just because I don't get paid for it doesn't mean it's not work. /
bill
/
Brooke
I guess I'm kind of pathetic...BUT I don't care! /
Jenny Warley
/
Ron Baslock
just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. /
Hartley
/
Brooke
2001
Your opinion does not count. (
mmac52280
)
that's fine because....... well, you know! (
Taimur Shoaib
)
Just having a little fun at his expense. (
Blackhawk
)
Your views are completely different from mine (
Brooke [Wizop]
)
Never argue with an idiot; people watching can't tell which is which. (
John Cutmore-Sysop
)
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. (
Frank [Sysop]
)
I'd make a plea for getting the facts straight, but that'd be just, well, silly. (
Blake Watson
)
*Opinions expressed here may not reflect those of my brain.(
Blake Watson
)
Ignore Deke. (
Mmac52280
)
I'm sorry but I don't have a clue what you're talking about. (
Taimur Shoaib
)
Somehow, I feel strangely unfulfilled. (
Blackhawk
)
You'll never make it in politics, sonny. (
DEKE
)
What? Another load of BS? (
Blackhawk
)
That is hardly conducive to the free exchange of ideas and knowledge to which CCF aspires. (
DEKE
)
I've been lucid all day and I'm tired of it. (
Siobhan
)
Stating incontrovertable facts is usually a good tactic in a debate, but those facts should have at least some small connection to the topic of the debate. (
DEKE
)
WARNING... MEN MAY FIND THIS TOO DIFFICULT TO READ. (
Brooke
)
Oh. I didn't realize there *was* a point. (
JD
)
If I wanted to be taken seriously, I wouldn't be writing in the comedy forum, and I'd limit my messages to subjects I had some knowledge about. (
Bill
)
Abandon hope all ye who enter here. (
DEKE
)
Oh, uninformed opinions are my specialty. (
Blake
)
Let us be quite honest about this; coming here in the first place is a mistake, staying is a tragedy, coming back is an act of heroism. (
John Cutmore
)
What am I doing HERE?! (
Tom Sherping
)
These are awful. (
Blake
)
I have hidden depths of talentlessness that I have yet to reach. (
John Cutmore
)
You disgust me. (
Burt
)
That's a lot of sh-t! (
Blake
)
It's =never= too late to call DEKE a twit. (
Blake
)
CCF only impairs my judgment as far as humor and, of course, good taste, not cleverness. (
Blake
)
I know you don't like your opinions being influenced by facts. Just pretend I didn't say anything and rattle off another cliche. (
DEKE
)
This is just too boring to read. (
Burt
)
It's also possible I don't know what the hell I'm talking about and I am just rambling on like a maniac. (
Scott
)
"It sounds like he was saying something terrible -- but he was just making a joke." (
spoken about Prince Philip, making one of his gaffes
)
"Perhaps Philip could be the Patron Prince of this place." (
bill
)
2002
So what is important to you, apparently, is to involve yourself in an argument, proceed to continuously make a group of dumbbell, irrelevant statements until you hit on some minor point you can claim a victory on? (
Burt
)
I have NO idea what you're talking about. (
JD
)
It's a wild vine here, with flowers that closely resemble passion flowers. (
Siobhan
)
Please ignore the typos, mispelling and indeed, even the content of the last ms. I have not been quite the same after the bungee cord broke. (
raveneapoe
)
Did I miss something here? (
raveneapoe
)
That is the beauty of this show....75% of it makes no sense. (
Bunkette105
)
You are wrong. hah. (
Fitchchchchch
)
I do feel that I have made many people so enraged that they could not help but speak up, and I am happy about that! (
KittyPawz
)
It's still stupid...but compelling. (
Blake
)
Also, you know you love it you old f*rt. (
Poe
)
If you *really* believe that, you're (amazingly...astoundingly...impossibly...) a bigger idiot that I ever thought possible. (
JD
)
Oh hell Deke, to err is human, to forgive a concept that seems totally alien to you. (
Poe
)
If I didn't have such a sunny disposition, I'd kill myself. (
Brooke
)
So please consider whatever the hell it is I just said. (
BallyHoo
)
Besides, who asked you anyway? (
Sharky
)
You know I've been looking at this message for the past two days and the best reply that I can come up with is something stupid. (
Sharky
)
One raisin too many is all it takes. (
Blake
)
Boys, boys...can't we all just agree that you're both tedious mnorons and move on? (
JD
)
On this forum you take what you can get.(
Hank
)
When you're weird, predictable takes on a different meaning. (
Siobhan
)
Continued in next message
Edited 9/27/2004 12:59 am ET by
Brooke [Wizop]
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8/23/04 1:33 AM
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[Msg # 59703.2
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Comedy & Jokes Forum Mottos, continued
This kind of crap leads to peace and cooperation. I won't have it! (
DEKE
)
Did you READ what I wrote?(
JD
)
I have an artistic license, and I intend to use it. (
Sharky
)
In a chain of events that was neither logical nor humorous, we have somehow managed to get back to where we started. (
Sharky
)
I shall advise you as soon as I know something. (
Burt
)
We all tried to help but he ignored our wise counsel. (
Brooke
)
This really does not deserve an answer except, perhaps, picky, picky. (
John
)
Have I told you to shut up yet today? (
Siobhan
)
Not that you asked, but oh well. (
Catinkosovo
)
Please be advised that Whoopass177(bonehead 311) in no way reflects the views of Comedy Central Forum or any of it's staff or members. (
Poe
)
I don't know what the hell I was getting at. Even I don't understand half the crap I write. (
DEKE
)
I had no idea. (
Burt
)
God, how stupid can you be? (
Burt
)
There's no humor without pain. (
bill
)
When will this long and bloody conflict cease? (
Siobhan
)
2003
That'd be funnier if it was true. (
JD
)
There are no winners here. (
bill
)
Can this possibly get duller? (
Burt
)
Warning: the following is not true. (
bill
)
Since he has nothing else to do, he poops for entertainment. (
DEKE
)
Either it was a bad joke or you're too uninformed to discuss the matter. (
DEKE
)
When you do a figurative snow job on someone, you dump enough superfluous facts, adjectives, nonsense and sheer verbiage on them that they can't dig their way through it. (
Siobhan
)
Welcome to Hotel CCfornia. (
DEKE
)
Well, isn't that interesting. It's also completely irrelevant.(
DEKE
)
No fair arguing if you know a lot about the subject. (
Burt
)
In other words, shut up.(
Siobhan
)
Why don't you post this other crap elsewhere? (
JD
)
Please don't make me go back and think about the things I've posted. It's awful enough the first time thru. (
DEKE
)
The thinking man's idiot. (
Burt
)
We don't need anyone making peace around here. (
DEKE
)
You're just jealous because *you* don't have anything useless to post. (
Siobhan
)
Can't we all just not get along? (
DEKE
)
I admit wholeheartedly and without reservation that I no longer have any idea what we're talking about. (
Blake
)
I guess it was just an excape from reality, but it started as adventure (
Poe
)
Are you arguing with me or agreeing with me? (
DEKE
)
Can't a psycho b*tch just joke, every once in a while? (
Ijustdunno40
)
I'd be so tired of being me if I were you. (
JD
)
When it comes to wisdom, you might have been there, but you didn't do it. (
DEKE
)
If you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague. (
Siobhan
)
Forgive my stupidity. (
Poe
)
I know this isn't funny. (
DEKE
)
See how much funnier I would be if everyone would just agree with me? (
Burt
)
I came, I saw, I had no idea what the heck was going on, I left. (
Siobhan
)
Just to be safe, as long as you're in CCF, you should just learn to enjoy disappointment. (
Blake
)
I'm so confused between your sarcasm and mine, I don't know how to respond. (
Burt
)
Let's try in the future to have one of us know what we are talking about - at least to start. (
Burt
)
If you're going to insult me, couldn't you at least make it coherent? (
Blake
)
Sure does suck around here now that DEKE is back and Burt left. (
Brooke
)
I think we're very close to the point where we have lost track of what we are arguing about.(
Burt
)
Continued in next message
Edited 8/23/04 by Brooke
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#3
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8/23/04 1:37 AM
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[Msg # 59703.3
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Comedy & Jokes Forum Mottos, continued
Really Assinine, but Adorable. (
Socabeachchick
)
Everyone else has their good points and their bad points. And everyone else occasionally rattles off responses too fast, or gives a flippant answer, or over-defends a dumb position, or appears to give a dumb answer because they have reasonably responded to only one of a series of posts but the respondee is speaking in a multipost perspective or vice versa. And each of us have several pet issues that bunch our panties more often or more quicly than they should and each of us has blind spots and each of us occasional miss someone poking fun rather than being a serious bigot, a-hole, etc. And each of us pontificates like I'm doing now. (
DEKE
)
I'm ugly and I smell bad. (
Siobhan
)
I got the joke, I just didn't laugh.(
bill
)
I'm trying to be insulted but, frankly, I'm more baffled. (
Siobhan
)
Time goes fast when you're boring people.(
Burt
)
Perhaps you could give me a hint as to what we were talking about. (
Siobhan
)
So I thought I would type some crap and post it to make another thread and make it look like we have some thing to say. (
Muller
)
No, I'm not going to give an attribution; no, I'm not going to defend this statement; and no, I don't care if you have a counter example.(
bill
)
I was just answering your question, I wasn't providing information. This is CCF, damnit.(
DEKE
)
You're an idiot. An occasionaly funny idiot, but always an idiot.(
DEKE
)
I saw a cougar throw up once. (
Sharky
)
2004
Every now and something serious is said but most is pulling your leg or trying to rip it out of your hip.(
passing U
)
Well, thanks....but my question was...(
JD
)
Cheese curds make the world go 'round. (
Blake
)
You only make it worse with every insane comment you make.(
DEKE
)
What first appears to be a sloppy or meaningless use of words may well be a completely correct use of words to express sloppy or meaningless thinking. (
Frank
)
It's not just funny, it's trivial.(
Hoosier
)
Yes, I realize that is a wide range, but I don't know what I'm talking about.(
DEKE
)
Sorry...but not very... (
Geek82655
)
t's kinda like humor, but different.(
JD
)
THERE IS NO HUMOR IN THIS. (
Passing U
)
further obfusticates intelligible communication (Hoosier)
Edited 10/15/04 by Brooke
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9/13/04 12:44 AM
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That all sounds really sensible, but it doesn't make any sense. (
Siobhan
)
And I think people have an obligation not to be damn idiots. (
Interview quoted by Siobhan
)
I don't mind you making up statistics, but I would appreciate being able to figure out what you're making them up about.(
Blake
)
I'm afraid you lost me there Frank.(
Poe
)
We're not used to joking in Comedy Central (
bill
)
Get off stage if u cant be dumb.(
Skaterbabe72391
)
Some days you guys are worth the frustration... most days you aren't..(
Sharkey
)
I have an amazing heart, although I tend to disagree. I'm as narcissistic and verbose as I am obsessive and introspective. I fear intimacy and often create drama. I've made annoying others into an art. Because I avoid things that don't interest me, my living spaces tend to resemble colorful garbage dumps without the horrid smell. And despite having a large stomach and excess facial and body hair from polycystic-ovary syndrome, I am extremely picky.(
Siobhan
)
In this forum, confusion is not an obstacle.(
Hoosier
)
Off to Post and then do cabbage rolls.(
Frank
)
The Comedy Forum: We've got an answer for everything.(
Blake
)
Who's holding your testicles?(
Burt
)
GET BACK UNDER THAT SNICKERPOOP PLANT YOUNG LADY (
rickstervb
)
The less there is of it the more it's worth.(
bill
)
What a refreshingly naive statement.(
Blake
)
It was just one of those things that I thought might be good for me. Then, I had another beer.(
Siobhan
)
And the nerdities just keep on comin'.(
bill
)
it was VERY damned funny, but not very nice.(
Siobhan
)
In this forum, what you are is what you post.(
Hoosier
i totally agree with everything i think u said.(
Trish
).
we put the 'FUN' back in dysfunctional!(
Jessventin
).
Very stupid. Funny, tho'.(
Blake
)
But then, I'm getting into areas that many have no knowledge of. (
johneb55
)
I think you're an idiot, but I hope you get well anyway.(
Siobhan
)
We simply can't be running amok without standards in this forum. (Siobhan)
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. (Blake)
Science is so stupid. (Sharky)
This is the first good laugh I've had since July 2004 when my dad fell and broke his hip and ended up dying three months later (niag50)
I find this forum offensive. (eyeluvsk8bording)
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Can't we have one conversation that doesn't end in cannibalism? (Blake)
Ladies and Gentlemen... Start your Ennui! [Entropy, insults and enmity would also work here]. (JessVentin)
You are correct. I am an idiot. (JessVentin)
Well, that was truly tedious. (Burt)... Making it perfect for the forum. (Siobhan)
Hey wow this is funny ahah well i duno wat to say i really don't even know wat this is but oh wat the hell. (angelem1489)
That is when communication ends and antagonism begins (JessVentin)
Ah, well, we can't go around constantly splitting people's guts now, can we? (Brooke)
Sewage knows no rest. (Siobhan)
...functional fecal figurines (Hoosier)
Glad to disappoint! (Brooke)
Far be it from me to question your intelligence, but....what the hell's WRONG with you?? (JD)
I don't know where the crap I post comes from. I'm just not that responsible. (Siobhan)
I'd be willing to contribute any misinformation I have on the subject. (Sharky)
You do this a lot. It's irritating as hell. (Blake)
Oh. Never mind. (Mikey)
I don't think I've ever seen such unhappy people in my life. (Blake)
I have a nanny named Snickers.
(Lady Moomoolade)
I have NO idea what you're talking about. (Blake)
The beatings will continue until morale improves. (djwmcdba)
Language has borders, sex is worldwide. (Colin Murtagh)
I don't 'get' you, and I could care less. (Siobhan)
If YOU were living in an outdoor kennel, and YOU had to crap in a lake that never seemed to dry up, and YOUR view from your doggie house was one that was comprised of YOUR own personal turds floating around YOUR waterfront property, would YOU want to hear someone in wading boots demanding such of YOU? (Siobhan)
There is no joke. (DEKE)
By all means, do post it, but only if it's of no possible interest to any of us here. (Siobhan)
This forum is for making snide, demeaning, insulting, critical, sarcastic, juvenile, prurient, and ever so occasionally humorous remarks. (DEKE)
Would it kill you to be civil? (One can only hope). (Blake)
Do you really think we want to read those effing mottoes? (DEKE)
I'm bored, and you're boring. (Jessventin)
Actually, I don't mind folks making suggestions but I do object when they come here looking down their nose and behaving as if any way other than theirs is uncivilized. (Don)
Excuse me please, but I've sat here so long I got to go piss. (Buck)
I haven't got a clue, nor do I expect to have one in the near future. (Siobhan)
My brain liquified and dribbled out my ears about halfway thru. (Don)
It's like a soap opera here. You can miss tuning in for years at a time with no need to catch up.<<
Edited 12/20/2005 2:55 pm by
Brooke [Wizop]
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