Little girl wants to be
President
"If you were President what would be the first thing you would
do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to homeless
people." "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her. "But you
don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to
my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you to where a homeless guy hangs out. You can give him
the $50 to use towards food and a house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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